December 7th, 2022

I hate looking at those bad little ballet feet

I hate looking at those bad little ballet feet. I hate looking at those bad little ballet feet i see on instagram. These girls posing like a barbie doll that was played with one too many times by a burgeoning psychopath. Feet dangling like a drowning victim being carried back to shore by a buff lifeguard. Wearing little pseudo-ballet slippers manufactured by Miu Miu or knockoffs by Steve Madden and telling the world: look, I’m so thin, so malnourished and birdlike that my little ankles can’t even support my feet.

Girls! I think you should strengthen your ankles. Or wear a shoe with better arch support. I don’t like the look, and I like a lot of cool things I think. I would say that I have good taste. I like things like little spice jars that look like houses and getting film developed sometimes. But I don’t like the look of the little dead ballet foot in Miu Miu slippers.