October 31, 2022

it’s just some Halloween Costume Ideas 

Big buff guy in little no show socks 

15 year old nurse named Chloe with a clipboard

Middle aged guy who finally went to Le Dive last night 

Devastated dance teacher named Carlos whose career never lived up to his own expectations 

Sister who’s better at doing braids than you 

West Coast couple that’s “still being very cautious” about indoor dining

Hometown friend inviting you to play settlers of catan at brewery 

Blow up mattress of guy who moved to New York 8 months ago

Woman who has decided to “take up space” this year 

Boyfriend experimenting with eclectic jewelry

Wide brim hat guy talking about his son’s progressive daycare 

Acne-free friend who got a better deal on rent 

Invisible man (Balthazar HR rep)

Creative type reading a book very publicly 

An Aime Leon Dore Yankees hat that’s been on the Joyface waterbed for three weeks

Grad student with an ayahuasca retreat coming up 

Group of men all the same height 

Girl with a “the future is female” tote not tipping the bartender

Julia Fox’s eye liner brush 

Sexy Staten Island Ferry Terminal bathroom stall